Cat lady
May 13th, 2010Leave a Reply
Cat Matrix
May 12th, 2010I saw Doug Savage’s cartoon a few days ago and had to do my own version of a Matrix cartoon, so gotta give credit for at least spurring this idea.
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Top ten excuses
May 11th, 2010Leave a Reply
Less controversial
May 11th, 2010Leave a Reply
Summer in Phoenix
May 10th, 2010Leave a Reply
Gulf of Mexico
May 9th, 2010Leave a Reply
She’s Dessert
May 8th, 2010
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Phodography
February 23rd, 2010
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watterson Says:
February 27th, 2010 at 9:45 amno matter how many times you photograph them, dogs aren’t funny.
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Arizona Cardinals vs. San Francisco 49ers
December 14th, 2009
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watterson Says:
December 16th, 2009 at 7:19 amExcellent! Normally I would point out that you only have 10 guys in the huddle, but I’m sure that must have happened on multiple plays in the actual game.
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watterson Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 11:51 pmyou could change the hedline to arizona cardinals vs. new orleans saints and get extra use out of it!!!!!
no need to thank me. that’s why i’m here.
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OMFG
December 10th, 2009
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Tad Says:
December 11th, 2009 at 10:36 amToo funny Gabe!
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Top Ten List
December 2nd, 2009
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watterson Says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 3:50 amUh OH. Does the emergence of a top 10 list mean you are sleeping with the interns on the Gabrielutasi.com/Comic staff?
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Gabe Says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 7:46 amAlmost every night, sometimes.
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Top Ten Pie Chart
December 2nd, 2009
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ah chihuahua!!! Says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 11:34 pmI like pie.
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Imagination
December 1st, 2009
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Something to report on
November 30th, 20092 Responses to “Something to report on”
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watterson Says:
December 1st, 2009 at 1:02 pmI see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro -
Gabe Says:
December 1st, 2009 at 6:18 pmMagnifico oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
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Where your Thanksgiving turkey came from
November 25th, 20094 Responses to “Where your Thanksgiving turkey came from”
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watterson Says:
November 25th, 2009 at 9:05 pmJERRY GARCIA INVENTED THE TURKEY??????????????????
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Gabe Says:
November 25th, 2009 at 9:45 pmWell yea.. HAH
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Joseph Pertersmith Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:50 amI am sending the secretary of funny to your house in east Babylon to challenge your cats to a mind bending match with my special, goat-staring turkey.
JP (no not the other internet guy)
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watterson Says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 3:49 amI don’t think I’d worry. If this were serious I think they’d actually send Funny to your house and not just Funny’s secretary. I do, however greatly fear goat-staring turkeys.
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Just because
November 19th, 2009
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not THAT amanda Says:
November 21st, 2009 at 8:02 amWeird. The last couple of times I read your comic I had the unquenchable urge to buy Donkey T’s. But with this one the burning desire seems to have vanished. What could be the difference?
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Gabe Says:
November 21st, 2009 at 1:00 pmI am the king of subliminal content, and cannot tell you my secret.
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bk katz Says:
November 21st, 2009 at 1:20 pmUh oh. Is your secret that you are the king of subliminal content? If so, I think you just slipped up.
If, on the other hand, your secret is that you are a Malyasian child locked in a sweat shop forced to crank out cartoons as a means of selling the Donkey T’s you make, then your secret is safe. Uh oh. I think I just slipped up.
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Sexiest man alive
November 18th, 2009Leave a Reply
It happens to the best of us
November 17th, 2009Leave a Reply
Under-car camera
November 16th, 2009
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Sarah Palin sex tape
November 16th, 2009
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Wade Boggs Carpet World
November 12th, 2009
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lol Says:
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:15 pmLOL!
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Windows7
November 5th, 2009
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H1N1 Virus Vaccine Comic Delayed
October 28th, 2009Due to the overwhelming urge for H1N1 Virus Vaccine Comics, my planned distribution of H1N1 Virus Vaccine Comics will be delayed.
I hope you will exercise your patience and understand that I’m frustrated as well by the H1N1 Virus Vaccine Comic supply being smaller than expected.
I’m doing everything I can to get the H1N1 Virus Vaccine Comic to the people who need it most.
H1N1 Virus Vaccine Comic clinics for school children and the elderly will have priority once they become available and a schedule and map of locations will be posted as soon as I’m updated with more information. These high-risk groups are encouraged to stay logged into http://gabrielutasi.com/comic for the latest details.
Other groups are encouraged to spread the word about the H1N1 Virus Vaccine Comic throughout the media until widespread panic is achieved.
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not THAT amanda Says:
October 28th, 2009 at 11:33 pmWell, mornings won’t be quite the same around here. Our home always looks forward to our daily dose of “Pearls Before Swine Flu.” Get creative soon!
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Facebook Mobile Home
October 3rd, 2009
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Michael Jackson Costume
September 30th, 2009
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Ellen Degeneres on American Idol
September 18th, 2009
Ellen Degeneres is going to be on American Idol as a Judge. Either that or some show about women and their cars called Mary Can Idle. Either way, I’m sure she’ll have some funny comments and bring in an entire new audience to the prime time talent show.
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watterson Says:
September 18th, 2009 at 6:10 pmellen’s american idol role is so last week. these days it’s all about the 7-11 big gulp ellen guitar, baby.
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028 of 101 great marketing ideas for 2009
September 17th, 2009
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gary Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 8:49 pmif i’m not the best ex-wife, just return me for your money back! no questions asked!*
*you pay only for shipping and handling and alimony.
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Gabe Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 9:40 pmWell if you want to exchange an ex-wife, does that make her your wife again?
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Amanda Says:
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:48 pmI really AM the best ex-wife ever. Just ask the two ex-husbands I never asked for alimony.
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not THAT amanda Says:
October 4th, 2009 at 6:33 amnot to be a pessimist, but as your accountant i am forced to pount out that we’re on “028 of 101 great marketing ideas for 2009.” if my math is correct, assuming you take off for thanksgiving, christmas and national handwashing awareness week (first week in december), this leaves you drawing 75 cartoons a day between now and the end of the year. my suggestion: roman numerals. no one will know what number you’re on. HEY WAIT THAT’S A GREAT MARKETING IDEA! only 82 to go!
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Gabe Says:
October 4th, 2009 at 10:43 amDon’t you mean only VXII to go?
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not THAT amanda Says:
October 4th, 2009 at 9:00 pmwow. i have no idea. SEE? IT’S WORKING ALREADY!!
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027 of 101 great marketing ideas for 2009
September 5th, 2009
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watterson Says:
September 8th, 2009 at 9:36 pmor if you’re REALLy serious, add “ULTRA.”
ultra-extreme proctology.
would likely improve your hit volume too …
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026 of 101 great marketing ideas for 2009
September 4th, 2009
On a more serious note for this holiday weekend. Don’t think and drive, kids.
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watterson Says:
September 5th, 2009 at 12:51 amthis from the man whose top three tags are alcohol, bar and beer.
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Gabe Says:
September 6th, 2009 at 11:41 amJust a mere coincidence. No relation at all to that fact.






















May 13th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
I’m not sure what this has to do with the Gulf of Mexico.
May 13th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
HAHA. I was seriously going to attempt to put a Gulf of Mexico reference into comics until someone told me to stop, but then I didn’t.