Interview Situation

May 14th, 2010

Funny cartoon by award-winning artist Gabriel Utasi about interviewing for a new job.

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Cat lady

May 13th, 2010

Funny cartoon by award-winning artist Gabriel Utasi about a cat being out on a date at a bar with a cat lady.

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Cat Matrix

May 12th, 2010

Funny cartoon by award-winning artist Gabriel Utasi about cats acting out the red pill blue pill scene in the matrix

I saw Doug Savage’s cartoon a few days ago and had to do my own version of a Matrix cartoon, so gotta give credit for at least spurring this idea.

Savage Chicken

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  1. ah chihuahua!!! Says:

    I’m not sure what this has to do with the Gulf of Mexico.

  2. Gabe Says:

    HAHA. I was seriously going to attempt to put a Gulf of Mexico reference into comics until someone told me to stop, but then I didn’t.

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Top ten excuses

May 11th, 2010

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Less controversial

May 11th, 2010

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Summer in Phoenix

May 10th, 2010

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Gulf of Mexico

May 9th, 2010

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She’s Dessert

May 8th, 2010

Breakfast to dinner

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Phodography

February 23rd, 2010

Phodography

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  1. watterson Says:

    no matter how many times you photograph them, dogs aren’t funny.

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Arizona Cardinals vs. San Francisco 49ers

December 14th, 2009

Arizona Cardinals vs. San Fransisco 49ers

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  1. watterson Says:

    Excellent! Normally I would point out that you only have 10 guys in the huddle, but I’m sure that must have happened on multiple plays in the actual game.

  2. watterson Says:

    you could change the hedline to arizona cardinals vs. new orleans saints and get extra use out of it!!!!!

    no need to thank me. that’s why i’m here.

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OMFG

December 10th, 2009

OMFG

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  1. Tad Says:

    Too funny Gabe!

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Top Ten List

December 2nd, 2009

Top Ten List

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  1. watterson Says:

    Uh OH. Does the emergence of a top 10 list mean you are sleeping with the interns on the Gabrielutasi.com/Comic staff?

  2. Gabe Says:

    Almost every night, sometimes.

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Top Ten Pie Chart

December 2nd, 2009

Top Ten Pie Chart

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  1. ah chihuahua!!! Says:

    I like pie.

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Imagination

December 1st, 2009

Airline crash

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Something to report on

November 30th, 2009

ASU Arpaio

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  1. watterson Says:

    I see a little silhouetto of a man
    Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango
    Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
    (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro

  2. Gabe Says:

    Magnifico oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

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Where your Thanksgiving turkey came from

November 25th, 2009
Thanksgiving turkey
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  1. watterson Says:

    JERRY GARCIA INVENTED THE TURKEY??????????????????

  2. Gabe Says:

    Well yea.. HAH

  3. Joseph Pertersmith Says:

    I am sending the secretary of funny to your house in east Babylon to challenge your cats to a mind bending match with my special, goat-staring turkey.

    JP (no not the other internet guy)

  4. watterson Says:

    I don’t think I’d worry. If this were serious I think they’d actually send Funny to your house and not just Funny’s secretary. I do, however greatly fear goat-staring turkeys.

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Just because

November 19th, 2009

Android phone

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  1. not THAT amanda Says:

    Weird. The last couple of times I read your comic I had the unquenchable urge to buy Donkey T’s. But with this one the burning desire seems to have vanished. What could be the difference?

  2. Gabe Says:

    I am the king of subliminal content, and cannot tell you my secret.

  3. bk katz Says:

    Uh oh. Is your secret that you are the king of subliminal content? If so, I think you just slipped up.

    If, on the other hand, your secret is that you are a Malyasian child locked in a sweat shop forced to crank out cartoons as a means of selling the Donkey T’s you make, then your secret is safe. Uh oh. I think I just slipped up.

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Sexiest man alive

November 18th, 2009

Sexiest man alive

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It happens to the best of us

November 17th, 2009

It happens to the best of us

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Under-car camera

November 16th, 2009

Under-car camera

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Sarah Palin sex tape

November 16th, 2009

Sarah Palin sex tape

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Wade Boggs Carpet World

November 12th, 2009

Wade Boggs Carpet World

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  1. lol Says:

    LOL!

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Windows7

November 5th, 2009

Windows7

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H1N1 Virus Vaccine Comic Delayed

October 28th, 2009

Due to the overwhelming urge for H1N1 Virus Vaccine Comics, my planned distribution of H1N1 Virus Vaccine Comics will be delayed.

I hope you will exercise your patience and understand that I’m frustrated as well by the H1N1 Virus Vaccine Comic supply being smaller than expected.

I’m doing everything I can to get the H1N1 Virus Vaccine Comic to the people who need it most.

H1N1 Virus Vaccine Comic clinics for school children and the elderly will have priority once they become available and a schedule and map of locations will be posted as soon as I’m updated with more information. These high-risk groups are encouraged to stay logged into http://gabrielutasi.com/comic for the latest details.

Other groups are encouraged to spread the word about the H1N1 Virus Vaccine Comic throughout the media until widespread panic is achieved.

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  1. not THAT amanda Says:

    Well, mornings won’t be quite the same around here. Our home always looks forward to our daily dose of “Pearls Before Swine Flu.” Get creative soon!

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Facebook Mobile Home

October 3rd, 2009

Funny cartoon by award-winning artist Gabriel Utasi about Facebook Mobile Home, Coming to a trailer park near you.

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Michael Jackson Costume

September 30th, 2009

Funny cartoon by award winning artist Gabriel Utasi about 200 Michael Jackson Costumes being used by priests

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Ellen Degeneres on American Idol

September 18th, 2009

Funny cartoon by award-winning artist Gabriel Utasi about Ellen Degeneres getting a call from American Idol to become a judge.

Ellen Degeneres is going to be on American Idol as a Judge. Either that or some show about women and their cars called Mary Can Idle. Either way, I’m sure she’ll have some funny comments and bring in an entire new audience to the prime time talent show.

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  1. watterson Says:

    ellen’s american idol role is so last week. these days it’s all about the 7-11 big gulp ellen guitar, baby.

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028 of 101 great marketing ideas for 2009

September 17th, 2009

Great Marketing idea by award-winning artist Gabriel Utasi about being the best ex-wife

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  1. gary Says:

    if i’m not the best ex-wife, just return me for your money back! no questions asked!*

    *you pay only for shipping and handling and alimony.

  2. Gabe Says:

    Well if you want to exchange an ex-wife, does that make her your wife again?

  3. Amanda Says:

    I really AM the best ex-wife ever. Just ask the two ex-husbands I never asked for alimony.

  4. not THAT amanda Says:

    not to be a pessimist, but as your accountant i am forced to pount out that we’re on “028 of 101 great marketing ideas for 2009.” if my math is correct, assuming you take off for thanksgiving, christmas and national handwashing awareness week (first week in december), this leaves you drawing 75 cartoons a day between now and the end of the year. my suggestion: roman numerals. no one will know what number you’re on. HEY WAIT THAT’S A GREAT MARKETING IDEA! only 82 to go!

  5. Gabe Says:

    Don’t you mean only VXII to go?

  6. not THAT amanda Says:

    wow. i have no idea. SEE? IT’S WORKING ALREADY!!

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027 of 101 great marketing ideas for 2009

September 5th, 2009

027 of 101 great marketing ideas for 2009

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  1. watterson Says:

    or if you’re REALLy serious, add “ULTRA.”

    ultra-extreme proctology.

    would likely improve your hit volume too …

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026 of 101 great marketing ideas for 2009

September 4th, 2009

026 of 101 great marketing ideas for 2009

On a more serious note for this holiday weekend. Don’t think and drive, kids.

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  1. watterson Says:

    this from the man whose top three tags are alcohol, bar and beer.

  2. Gabe Says:

    Just a mere coincidence. No relation at all to that fact.

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