Wouldn’t it be cool if..?
Wouldn’t it be cool if..?
Add your responses below to this fun and creative way to stimulate your brain. This is one of the few exercises that is always going on in my mind but I have never written out. Use this as an area to look at each others ideas and build on your own.
Just reply with Wouldn’t it be cool if and add your reply.
I’ll begin!
December 11th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
wouldn’t it be cool if we all had chauffeur monkeys?
December 11th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if every day was a holiday?
December 12th, 2008 at 7:21 am
wouldn’t it be cool if chapter 11 was just the latter stages of a really good book?
December 12th, 2008 at 9:07 am
wouldn’t it be chevere if penguins could fly?
December 12th, 2008 at 10:37 am
wouldn’t it be cool if cats could take people to the doctor and have their fingernails removed?
December 12th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if an appropriate formal greeting was a karate kick instead of a handshake?
December 12th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if the Earth were round?
December 12th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
wouldn’t it be cool if the Earth were round, but round like an Oreo, and at some point God got hungry and couldn’t resist taking it apart to get at the cream filling?
December 13th, 2008 at 12:31 am
wouldn’t it be cool if you had a tele-porter that you could use either to move instantly from place to place, or to call the suns coach?
December 13th, 2008 at 12:41 am
Wouldn’t it be cool if we could switch our gasoline power to compact fluorescent?
December 13th, 2008 at 9:12 am
wouldn’t it be cool if karaoke bar songs already had the vocals on them so all you had to do was quietly stand on the stage and look way too drunk?
December 13th, 2008 at 10:07 am
wouldn’t it be cool if a 3-year-old girl was missing and her mom was suspected because her car smelled like a dead body and she had looked up chloroform and breaking necks on the internet and said the babysitter was to blame but had no phone number for the babysitter and was videotaped partying shortly after kid went missing and then months later they found the kid’s skeleton a mile from the mom’s house?
oh, wait. i thought this was the “wouldn’t it be horrible if” section. my mistake.
December 13th, 2008 at 11:25 am
wouldn’t it be cool if you had a time capsule and could go back in time and stop hitler and milli vanilli?
December 13th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if oceans were green and grass was blue?
December 13th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
wouldn’t it be cool if bluegrass had a clause where the mandolin and banjo players exploded if that went past a 2-minute solo?
December 13th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
i believe you meant if “they” went past a 2-minute solo. harumph.
also i detect a trouble inconsistency between “if was” and “if were.” need an official utasi.com style ruling, methinks. while one could get bogged down in grammer books and boring dictionaries, i would propose we turn to tim hardin, composer of “if i were a carpenter” and go with were in his honor.
December 13th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
It’s all good depending on past or future tense. Wouldn’t it be cool if the past was the future? Oh crap, I think I just broke one of those space time things.
December 14th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
wouldn’t it be cool if wars were just fought with people throwing shoes at each other?
(and yes, my running shoes would be banned under geneva convention rules because of the toxic stench.)
December 14th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
wouldn’t it be cool if i HAD shoes???
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if there were a refrigerator that opened at two ends, so you can install it between two walls and have refrigerator access from your home office or something?
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if the words Barack and Obama didn’t come up as misspelled?
December 29th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if what happened in Vegas didn’t stay in Vegas?
December 31st, 2008 at 8:01 am
a true story.
when i was a lad my first car was a chevy vega. we had many adventures together. i tended to drink a bit too much, and the vega many times bore the brunt of these actions.
one night in west texas, having consumed far too much of a peppermint-flavored product that would not seem like such a great idea the next day, i raced at excessive speed toward the lake. only to find out that because of recent rains, the lake had been moved much closer than i expected. i found myself, and my vega, stuck in muddy water. rather than deal with it, i crawled in back and went to sleep.
the next morning i walked a million miles back to town, got my brother (who had a jeep and wench) and towed the vega out. neither of us ever told anyone about the incident. and why?
because whatever happens in vegas stays in Vegas.
December 31st, 2008 at 11:13 am
Wouldn’t it be cool if the previous story started with “wouldn’t it be cool if?”
January 1st, 2009 at 8:08 pm
wouldn’t it be cool if bite me?
January 3rd, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if breakfast made itself?
January 4th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Wouldn’t it be cool if morning didn’t start until after 1 p.m.?
January 28th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if getting discovered was as easy as getting the Discovery Channel?
February 5th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if I knew then what I knew now?
February 24th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if the people that made HEAD-ON would make something that you can apply directly to a pizza burn on the roof of your mouth?
March 21st, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if you could have a hot the way you have a cold? You know? Like you’d feel super good for a week or two and you wouldn’t be able to go to work.
April 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
wouldn’t it be cool if karaoke bars had songs with the vocal tracks already on them so all you had to do was sit and drink beer?
April 15th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
wouldn’t it be cool if they just gave up on the whole north korea-south korea thing and instead went to east korea and west korea, just to spread out the crazy hair guy a little more?
April 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
wouldn’t it be cool if they changed the peace corps to the peas corps? then i could have peas.
April 15th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
wouldn’t it be cool if light beer actually came with a light in it so you could find yours in a dark bar?
April 15th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
wouldn’t it be cool if people didn’t steal my karaoke bar joke made in december? well, wouldn’t it?
April 15th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
wouldn’t it be cool if you got caught up in a Fonzie scheme, so that the only money you lost was the price of a leather jacket and some hair grease?
April 15th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
WOULDN’T IT BE COOL IF I CAME OUT OF RETIREMENT? WOULDN’T IT???
hmm. why is no one cheering?
April 15th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
wouldn’t it be cool if Arkansas just gave up and started spelling it Arkansaw?
April 15th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if time would fly when you weren’t having fun?
April 17th, 2009 at 7:03 am
wouldn’t it be cool if “layoffs” and “playoffs” got reversed, so everyone who gets a playoff loses their job, and everyone who gets in a layoff gets to go to disneyland and sign a contract extension for $72 million?
April 19th, 2009 at 7:23 am
wouldn’t it be cool if fast food actually made you fast?
hey, wait. wouldn’t it be REALLY cool if fast food is the food you eat when are fasting?
June 10th, 2009 at 5:13 am
wouldn’t it be cool if Tanzania marketed itself as a sunbathing resort?
(ok, so you have to think about this one a while …)
June 10th, 2009 at 5:15 am
wouldn’t it be cool if Arby’s had a system in which you could enter into binding negotiations with them over how much to pay for a meal?
what? they already have that? Arbytration? oh. never mind.
June 11th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if curiosity actually killed the cat then killed itself and we got to hear about it for a few days and watch a grainy video clip from skychopper news high above the crime scene?
June 13th, 2009 at 10:50 am
wouldn’t it be cool if hockey players weren’t locked into that seven, five, seven format?
oh, wait. that’s haiku players. never mind.
wouldn’t it be cool if haiku players occasionally ripped off the gloves and got into huge fistfights?
June 24th, 2009 at 3:53 am
wouldn’t it be cool if musicians had health insurance so jay bennett didn’t have to die from an accidental overdose of painkillers while trying to scrape up the money for hip replacement? (caused from stage diving, of all things)?
hmmm. that’s not really funny at all. still, wouldn’t it be cool?
June 25th, 2009 at 9:37 am
Wouldn’t it be cool if animal hormones and fertilizers used on crops, an advancement that makes our lives better, actually made our lives better.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:57 am
wouldn’t it be cool if the jackson four still went on tour?