Take a break
I’m taking a break from my comics for awhile and will unveil a new look for this site and my design and illustration site as well. Later.
Gabe
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will the new page feature a comic dealing with a tequila-swilling chihuahua searching for his true self in a world full of fire hydrants? just wondering.
is it just a coincidence that you’re taking a break at the same time that your name is being bandied about in certain circles as the next Defense secretary? I know you can’t answer on the record, so just move your eyebrows up and down. thanks.
can’t little billy take over while you’re on holiday? i can honestly say you’re my very favorite comic on all of gabrielutasi.com/comics. that’s not something to take lightly.
the people in my village dance in the streets at the thought of a respite from your vile venom, however brief.
perhaps a contest in which the person who guesses the date of the first new cartoon wins a starbucks card is in order?
YOU’RE MAKING US GO COLD TURKEY WITHOUT CARTOONS?
hey, wait. thanksgiving week. cold turkey. this is your first performance art cartoon, isn’t it? you are TRULY a genius.
so where do i go in the meantime for my cartoons about alcohol, babies and bars?????
Get us hooked on talking cats and then, without warning, take them away. I’ll now have to guess what my cats are thinking.
With Gabe you can always find a new comic at http://www.changedagain.com
I need to threaten to stop making comics more often. Look at all the comments I’m getting!
lazy punk. it’s worth noting that charles schulz is still able to churn out a cartoon every day after all these years. how hard can it be?
so you couldn’t at least go out with a cute cartoon we could look at for a month at the top of the page instead of scary pierced tattoo guy?
slacker
this is the day where we’d normally be enjoying a cartoon of gabe’s cat dressed up like a turkey doing a charleston. very sad. luckily the void it leaves has been filled with the 14th slice of pie.
today’s cartoon likely would have a dog trying unsuccessfully to work a cell phone while two cats look on in disdain with one muttering “dogs aren’t phoney.”
in a lame attempt to add some levity to an otherwise bleak and gabe-less world, i offer this tidbit i ran across today.
Q. I have a bunch of saved-up bacon grease. What should I do with it?
A. put it in fridge, solidify it, cut it into a nice wedge shape, drizzle chocolate over it, and serve it to a vegetarian friend as “cheesecake”.
the poor people in my village would kill for a slab of bacon grease.
but even i am beginning to long for the funny little people mr. ootasi draws