Gabriel Utasi
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gabe’s stand-in cartoon of the day
two cats walk into a bar. sitting at the next barstool is a dog who has just had an encounter with a skunk. one cat asks, “what’s that funny smell?” the other cat says, “can’t be the dog. dogs aren’t funny.”
hello, earth people. just a note that “i want some coffee,” the highly celebrated winner of the international gabriel utasi coffee contest and scone bar, has changed locations. smellydog site on youtube shut down after it was besieged by internet marketing scam looking to tie cat puppets with ponzi schemes. new site is below.
http://www.youtube.com/garbanzosmith
and a reminder to the venerable mr. utasi that we miss him here a lot and hope he gets his sorry ass back into gear toot sweet.
yes, i just enjoy typing “toot sweet.”
in the spirit of the new “garfield without garfield” comics, in which the principal character is removed and high hilarity ensues, i present “utasi without utasi.”
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ok, i’m still working on the concept.
gabe’s stand-in cartoon of the day
the cat detective and the dog detective walk into the dark warehouse. “i’ve got a funny feeling about this,” the dog detective says. “no, you don’t,” says the cat detective. “you’re a dog.”
Thanks for filling in the space! I thought that lowering the output of my free product would help drive more interest.
gabe’s stand-in cartoon of the day
dog asks cat is he can borrow his cell phone. No, says cat. Dogs aren’t phoney.
gabe’s stand-in cartoon of the day
guy and woman in bar. “where have you been all my life?” asks the woman. “actually, my name is Bob,” he says.
gabe’s stand-in cartoon of the day
dog standing next to fast food stand. tail catches on fire from propane fire. as he stands in flames next to sign that reads “HOT DOG”, one cat says to the other, “ok, THAT’S funny.”
alternative comic of the day
woman with hobo says to nearby guy, “would you like to smell my bum?”
alternative to the alternative stand-in comic of the day
naked guy standing in front of bunch of guys in robes says “Oh. I thought you said NUDIST monk.”