New glasses
I got some new glasses that are shaped like this. I opted to not get the scratch-resistant coating on the lenses and instead invested that $15 into something that provided much more entertainment value… cheese. I can’t guarantee that they’ll help me wake up any sooner to post new comics, but I can say that if you couldn’t tell I was an artist from 10 feet away before, you should easily be able to now…
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